Let's recycle Seattle

THE SEATTLE Mariners, the worst team in the MLB, has come up with a promotion that goes a long way to explaining the team's problems: "Mariners Reusable Grocery Bag Day." Next they'll request the commissioner let them hit off tees like 5 year olds. If Seattle isn't the worst sports city in America, what is? Just watched Brandon Morrow blow his second save in a row. That's OK Brandon, Seattle fans don't care as long as they get their rally (lol) fries. Suspect Johjima, Cairo and the rest of the sub-.200 "hitters" might do better if they stepped into the batter's box with one of those reusable bags on their heads.